Ok, I'm going to start something fun.
We've all done some "Bandaids" to pull of a miracle of a type. What's yours? Come on. Not the "SuperStuff" like rebuilding the database off the spanned drives when somebody deleted the partitions.
How about the "Simple but fun stuff" like builiding a loopback connector to make a Lan jack live on a stand alone PC with your teeth and some "twisty twisty"
Come on all. Gimme yer stuff. Forbid I end up using this as fodder for some type of Funny Friday post long term... 
But we've all done it. (You stop lying, I see you there in the corner with your hammer and screwdriver crimping cables! And you over there hotwiring your own power jack. Stand up and join the crowd!)